The End of the World : Our Destiny
Welcome to our website !
As there is no good reason for you to be here, I take it that you get Lost. In that case, toilets are this way, the post office is over here, and for the last time, NO, I don't know what the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42 refer to.
Nevertheless, let's carry on.
The end of the world, the apocalypse, the doomsday, the armageddon, the end of times, all these expressions refer to a single terrifying event : the apocalypse (also called the end of the world, the armageddon, the end of times or doomsday in some parts of the planet).
Unfortuneltly for human beings, especially you, and more generaly speaking for every species living on Earth, our planet's uptime is set to fairly soon from now, and fairly soon from now plus or less few hours if you are not living on Greenwich Meridian.
Do not fake surprise, for pity's sake : through the ages, some of the most valuable scientists tried to warn us, but we kept ignore their predictions, just as if the end of the world was disturbing us...
The End of the World : For Reminder
♦ Mayas predicted the end of the world on December 21, 2012. This date is the last one appearing on their "Great Cycle" calendar, which strictly indicates that the next day will presage death throes, slaughter, suffering and testicles ablation. How naïve you are ! The explanation is a bit simpler : Javier, who was in charge of making the mayan calendar of the year 4800 B.C., suddently died in a socks accident. Designing calendar was a tricky art, directly transmitted from father to son, and as Javier had no descendant, Mayas decided to use his unfinished calendar as a new official reference to count days (counting days was Mayas' second favorite entertainment, afterwards virgin sacrifices).
♦ Nostradamus and Paco Rabanne, two distinguished prophets, announced the arrival of a "great King of Terror" in year 1999, an Antichrist spreading dread and distress on the whole planet Earth. If I am not mistaken, they were entirely mistaken.
♦ Not later than yesterday evening, my nephew called me to inform me that he successfully passed his Masters Degree. Although he never manifested any clairvoyant skill, i could never forget the omen he had few days before the exam results : "It is NOT the end of the world if i do NOT succeed". But he succeeded ... BRRRRRR ... I shudder to think of it.
The End of the World : How it ends
End of the world coming or not, the main problem remains unanswered : how are we going to get exterminated ? This website, created by brilliant scientists and for brilliant scientists, will show you how the world will really end, basing our argument on acknowledged facts, tangible evidence and scientific analysis. Ready ? Here it is ! Although everyone was expecting a massive attack coming from the sky, a meteorite for example, our researches lead us to bow the evidence : the threat is under our feet, humans are going to get their asses kicked by insects and spiders.
Get prepared for the worst, this is going to be painful.
Or should I say, it might be going to be painful : in the EOTW (End of The World) Organization, we have better things to do than dying, and therefore, for the past 3 years, we have been collecting information about how we could recognize our enemy and survive from his assaults.
How lucky you are, it is sharing time !
Please inform everyone !
Attack is the best form of defence.
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